Aye Maties I te one and only foxy te pirate who has sailed the seven seas and I here in te cove writing one shots and books of me and me crew for ye scaly wags. 

Give me yer ideas of here one shots so I can write them for ye folks, gay or straight doesn't matter to me lass.

Ask me any questions if ye need answers.

I got to be on me way see ya maties. Bonnie! Set te sails for adventure 

Bonnie: foxy we live in a pizzeria and we don't have a boat and did I hear you say one shots ?