Dear Reader,
My stuff is weird, usually funny, and lifts a mighty middle finger at your petty genre distinctions. My first short story collection, ASHES TO ASHES, ORANGES TO ORANGES, came out in February, 2014, and my first novel, STRANDED IN SUNSHINE, came out this past summer. My next novel, ARMLOADS OF UNCLASSICS (a lowbrow epic), is currently making its debut as a serial right here on Wattpad. If you're a  fan of bad movies (as I have been since birth), you'll want to check it out. Thanks for looking around, and please feel free to say hi.
Your Friend,
Eric