[ROMAN]
It’s hard to stay informed these days with news so intense
We’re bombarded with grim black currant events
I should drop this whole serious song pretense
‘Cause this song is not about all that
[THOMAS]
We made a partnership with Crofters
We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
We believe it meant to extend us an offer
[ROMAN]
For which I plan to make a jam that’s just as tasty as theirs
[LOGAN]
Dreams come true, that’s news to me
How wild… blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery
Would bear fruit so divine?
Even I
I don’t have the vocabulary
To describe what I’m
Feeling inside
But for me it’s very unordinary
The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day
In a local health foods grocery
[THOMAS]
I felt like Laura Croft or Nathan Drake
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed
Guys, I cannot believe this is real!
[LOGAN, spoken]
My own jam?!
I’m gonna flip. My. Lid…
[LOGAN]
Dreams come true
That’s news to me
How wild… blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery
Could bear fruit so divine
Even I
I don’t have the vocabulary
To describe what I’m
Feeling inside
But for me it’s very unordinary
[ROMAN]
I’m fraught with jelly-sy
I can’t believe you’re telling me
That he’s the favored side
Even I
I don’t have the vigor to bear
The loss of pride that I’m
Feeling inside
But for me it’s very unordinary
[THOMAS, spoken]
But Roman, do you like it?
[ROMAN, spoken]
Like it?
LIKE IT?
(sung)
This is Crofters
[THOMAS & LOGAN]
This is Crofters
[ROMAN]
We’re talking Crofters
[THOMAS]
Sweet, sweet Crofters
[ROMAN]
I mean, this jelly might as well be gold
It’s all that I opt for
[LOGAN]
‘Cause Crofters is the only jelly
I put in my
Belly!
Oooooh
Na-na-na-na-na-nah
[ROMAN & THOMAS]
Only jelly
In my belly
Only jelly
In my belly
Only jelly
In my belly
[ROMAN, THOMAS & LOGAN]
The only jelly I put in my belly!
I know you hate me