I am not going to write how perfect my life is, because it isn't, an it is boring. And neither quotes or sentimental things because they don't do any good. So I am going to write weird things in hopes that you will laugh. 
So did you know that LOL in dutch means fun.
A baby can crawl around  a blue whales heart veins. (I don't know if it is called veins)
In the early 30th centuries the horse poop caused so much pollution that the cars where a green solution. (WTF! right?)
Yay! Check out my story, I think it is pretty fun but you are the reader you decide, you tell me what you think about it. Don't be scare of commenting since I don't bite. Well since we are in a non physical environment.... but don't be shy!
I would have written :
I paint (Because clearly, a dot in a white paper is art)
I play the piano(Because twinkle twinkle little star is a master piece, because it is, have you ever heard the version of Mozart, he is just f*cking amazing!)
I sing(Because my sisters like to tell me how great I am by throwing shoes at me)  
Happy Day because every day you are living! (You don't say....)
My name is Alisa.
English ins't my native language so I will surely make a lot of mistakes! So I apologize before hand!
The fault in our stars just makes me want to cry my eyes out.... "The world isn't a wish-granting factory"... (John Green)
Jem and Will is the tough decision but I am more inclined to Jem, Jem, Jem, Jem, I love him!
But I love Will too, but understand, people, I will not be a b*tch like Tessa, she kisses Jem, the Will, the Jem, and so on, what the hell, she doesn't know the word loyalty, why can't she realize she is hurting both? Mmm... wait Jem doesn't know that Will is kissing Tessa, nor Will knows that Jem was kissing Tessa, if you come to me an say, 'but it just so tough', I will track you down and ripe your  tongue out, that is just being unfaithful, which is very wrong, but of course you can have your own opinion, I don't judge.