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I decided to finally wrap up Time Waits For No One. I would've loved to finish it formally, but this last chapter is the best I'm able to give. Thank you all for your support these last couple of years. It has meant so much. I hope you enjoy ❤️

I might have to postpone the next chapter of Time Waits For No One until after I go see Queen. I'm not sure how long after the gig it will take me to write the next part, but I've been unexpectedly SUPER busy and stressed. I'm so sorry that I haven't been putting enough time into working on my fic. Part of that distance also might be a disinterest about it as well...it hasn't felt the same writing it lately. These next few chapters were supposed to be where the plot really takes off more. I just haven't felt quite in that zone...who knows if I will again. I hope to someday. Anyway, my apologies. (Funny how a fic called Time Waits For No One always has me in the throes of running short on time).

Hello everyone! I'm back updating Time Waits For No One again. Sorry for being away for SUCH a long time. I've got a little something for you guys now that I'm back. I made a Spotify playlist of all the songs featured in the fic! Here's the link to that:
          https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7zgIOR5kLzsPldt2nYtf3t?si=9RBhZ0ZWSbenLSMJireYTQ
          
          I'm always listening to these as I write and would include many more that fit the era, but for now, here's just the ones within the story (In chronological order). Enjoy!

Aww thank you so much!! 

Sorry I couldn’t get the next chapter of Time Waits for No One out before my next semester started  I think I’m sadly going to have to postpone it until after my hiatus. I’ll be back to writing in either April or May. Thank you all for your patience. I’m really sorry I continue to be very inconsistent with the speed at which I write my fic. I’m just trying to make it as accurate to the era as possible, which takes quite a lot of time in doing so. Hope you all have a lovely few months ahead and are enjoying the new year ❤️

My Life Story:
          
          To start off I was born in a fridge filled with instant vanilla pudding. It was a cold and lonely start. I was only comforted by the tasty confectionery titled pudding. When I was old enough I finally opened up that refrigerator door. Awaiting me was a world of magic and mystery called a kitchen. There we counters glistening and sinks a glow with the new light of the world. I was simulated like never before. A child with A.D.D. was put into a wonderland of shiny objects and filled with instant vanilla pudding. Nothing was better than this. I began to take my first steps and thrust myself into a run towards the large shiny object at the end of the room titled the dishwasher. I jumped at it and smacked my small pudding filled, pie-like head into the glistening dishwasher. Nothing could have been worse. I blacked out. When I awoke I was in a graham cracker hospital filled with raisin nurses coated in yogurt and doctors made entirely of bacon. I looked desperately around me searching for answers as to where I was. I looked to my left and I saw the glint of sharp object. Fine at the point with a string attached to the other end. I followed the string, keeping my eyes on it every wondering second I sat questioning. My wonderment was soon transformed into distress for then I discovered the string on which the sharp shiny object had held was attached to my head. The raisin nurses and bacon doctors were stitching my pie-like head back together again. I shouted at the top of my pudding filled lungs. But no one paid any attention to my shouting. They then grabbed another sharp, fine object with a tube attached to the end and stuck it into my arm. I blacked out once more. When I awoke the next time I was surrounded by walls of cardboard. I stood up my head aching more than ever and walked around. I came to a large strange opening at the end of this cardboard chamber. I climbed over the small wall below it and behold! The outside world met me once more. But something was strange. This time the floor below me was hard and smelled of tar. I stomped on this ground and it was solid. I smelled it some more and it began to smell more and more like tar and dirt. I was then brave enough to stick out my tongue and move it closer to this strange ground. I then took the last small inch to it and my tongue took a taste of this floor. It tasted purely of dirt and grime. But just to be sure I took another lick. Whatever this was it was the opposite of pudding. Then I loud roar and a gush of wind came barreling toward me. Then I was blinded by a flash of light. My better instincts told me to return to my cardboard prison while I still could. I flew inside there just in the nick of time because then as if I were in the wizard of oz the cardboard chamber flew through the air and began tumbling with me inside it. Luckily, I landed on this strange fabric that was surprisingly soft and felt amazing on my skin. I then fell asleep. OW! a pain arose in my knees. I stood up a bit wobbly at first but then regained my balance. I was okay. The pain was gone. Then I- OW! The pain was back but this time I began to feel a strange feeling all over me. I looked down at my hands and they began to grow. I looked around me and the cardboard chamber was getting smaller. I grew and grew and grew until I burst out through the top. Growing more and more I felt like a skyscraper. I felt like I could almost touch the sky until. I stopped. The pain ceased to exist any longer and I stayed the height I was. I looked around me... The middle of nowhere. All that lay before my was a road and the ashes of the chamber I once stood it. I picked it up. I looked inside. It was a tissue box. I looked at the road once more. Then I remembered that I licked it. My hands flew inside my mouth and I very swiftly wiped my tongue of all the disgusting and putrid objects that have been on that road lying before me. Once a regained a hold of myself I began to walk. I walked for miles and miles until finally I stumbled upon a house. I walked up to the door and rang the odd little button in a box next to the tall door. Soon a woman appeared. When she opened the door her eyes opened wide and filled with tears. She grabbed me and her arms engulfed all that I was. She held me in her arms and I felt comforted. Then she spoke softly to me. "My Natalie, Welcome home" 
          
          THE END!