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ugh i have an rmps meet in like 5 mins and i wanna unalive myself

hear me out, if james potter had a younger sister in reggie’s year.
          she comes up to the dorm because they’re going to hang out. remus is shirtless (she knows about his furry little problem) and she kinda looks over at him quickly and james goes “WE DO NOT SUPPORT PORNOGRAPHY IN THIS DORMITORY” really loudly and remus and the sister go red, (this is coming from the same boy who in front of them walks out in just a towel) and sirius, the jealous boyfriend he is goes “why don’t you go fuck my brother or something?” (they are in a relationship and sirius gets annoyed bc he sees her as a younger sister - not in a way that the relationship is strange, just in a way that if reggie broke her heart homicde would be involved) so she shrugs and goes “alright sirius” and winks because she knows it annoys him and james as she’s walking out the door goes “DON’T YOU DARE [affectionate nickname]” and picks her up and carries her to his bed and sits her down and gives her a motherly lecture.
          

fuck camhs : )

i’m having an argument with someone and neither of us know anything about astrology, is a virgo (aug. 30th) and a pisces (feb. 21st) compatible??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY STYLES!
          
          

i have an english online meet at 10:30, it is currently 9:13 and i want to die.
          
          
          
          pls i’m gonna have to turn my camera off i look demonic today.

but also that’s very worrying

i literally can’t shift and i just wanna see regulus like 

I ALSO HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT WHERE IT WAS  SNAPE WALKING ARIUND AND DOING THAT SLEEVE THING AND HIS HAIR AND ROBES ARE FLOWING BACK IN THE WIND AND EVERY TIME HE TURNS A CORNER OR WALKS INTO ROOM ALL YOU HEAR IS “hot and dangerous”
          
          
          pls that dream was just my pov following him around for the whole night dbcgdgdgd

don’t laugh, but i had a dream where lucius malfoy kidnapped me right? he took me to my house but it was like mixed with someone else’s house that lives near me, he tried to put in the bin (it was a green one, cardboard so it didn’t stink) so i managed to hit him with a brick and put him in the bin. i ran into the house, my mum was there and very disoriented. then i was going to lock the doors and as i was locking the glass one i saw him running up with his hair and robes flapping about and his cane. when we both reached the door at the same time i woke up.
          
          please ignore the grammar and stuff in this i literally just woke up