╱ *⠀𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑸𝑼𝑰𝑺.

@frailboyss   ,,⠀⠀ mon dieu,  madison.   i suppose i should give you more credit than i do for dealing with him.   &   a video  ?   i don't want to    —    actually :  send me that video,  please  ?   i want to be able to show it to the boys tonight.
            
            @medexams   ,,⠀⠀ yeah,  because they're too stuck up for that  </3

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            at least they don't get their dicks stuck in pringle cans <3

can ' t believe thomas thinks our dorm is interesting  .  the most interesting thing that ' s happened is thomas standing out the window drunk and doing the helicopter with his genitals  .  i have a video somewhere  —

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            hm , maybe i'll ask nicely later .  are you sure you don't want cookies ? or cuddles ? limited time offer  , sir  .

෴ .⠀ @medexams ⠀ ▏⠀' ＆
            
            i don't want your cuddles nor your cookies after your behavior,  madame.   *   he huffs,   &   though both offers sound    /    wonderful    /    about now,  he holds his ground   &   denies them as if they didn't.   *   yes :  i greatly enjoyed being tasered uncomfortably close to my balls.   &   to think that if you would've asked nicely,  i would've let you do it again.

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            would it help if i offered couch cuddles  ?  i'll even make you cookies  ?  && don't pretend you didn't like it just a little bit .  * she snickered  , eyebrows raised as she put the taser away  .   *

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            peace out .

@lRELANDSOWN   ,,⠀⠀ that he will be  <33  ,,   but hey,  at least john can have a room to himself now.
            
            @ogschuyler   ,,⠀⠀ you should say that you're proud of us for forming a democracy in our dorm   &   ridding the problematic member.
            
            @ncnstop   ,,⠀⠀ suck it up,  petit lion.
            
            @medexams   ,,⠀⠀ wait no pls  :((

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            i -  i'm turning my phone off now .

@montimellos ;;
            
            you're just as bad as when you left
            me back in virgina  !  y'know  , i thought
            you'd grow up —  just a bit .

෴ .⠀ @montimellos ⠀ ▏⠀' ＆
            
            *   did he really manage to ruin thomas' relationship within only a few minutes of being in his place  ?   goodness,  southerners were bad luck  !   *   miss,  please.   i don't who you are,  or what your relations to thomas are,  but i have no intention to ruin them   ..    s'il vous plaît.   s'il te plait,  je ne suis pas thomas.   croyez  -  moi  !

@montimellos ;;
            
            don't use that french shit on me , thomas !  ne me parle plus jamais ! 
            vous êtes la pire . * she huffed , quickly 
            snatching her books from the table &&
            holding them near her chest . *

෴ .⠀ @francophiles ⠀ ▏⠀' ＆
            
            i highly doubt that,  truly.   i'll look like you    ..    that's horrible,  don't you know  ?   &   don't worry,  you look like an idiot enough as it is.   yes,  yes    ..    much better.   &   make sure you pull your hair up :  it'll look better  !

@frenchdrawn     ;  
            
               i’m always correct  .    trust me ,  you’ll look great  !    now if you have me out there looking like an idiot i’ll kill you .    sound good ,  mon amie — ?  

෴ .⠀ @francophiles ⠀ ▏⠀' ＆
            
            i suppose you're correct in that aspect    ..    mon dieu.   you better not have me looking like an imbecile,  jefferson.   &   for future references,  deafen the accent a little bit more.

@frenchdrawn ;;
            
            oh , thank god .

@lRELANDSOWN   ,,⠀⠀ are you saying i look like jefferson  ?   if we stood side  -  by  -  side,  you wouldn't be able to tell us apart,  hm  ?

wait no  —  :((