~Slytherclaw
~Virgo
~ENTP
~Type 8
~Bi myself :')

"This bitch empty
  YEET!"  

"What are those?
These are my crocs!"
                                                       
"Hi welcome to Chilis!"       

"AHHH!
WAHHH! Stop I coulda                                           
dropped my croissant!"             

 "Can I get a waffle?
Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

"What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to fucking read!"

"And they were roommates!
God, they were roommates."                     

"Road work ahead? Uh yea, 
I sure hope it does!"

"Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub
five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.
                                                
"I'm in my mum's car, vroom vroom!"