earth-to-jupiter
YOUR BIO COMPLETES ME
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aestheticslut_
YOUR BIO OML.. I LOVE YOU.. MARRY ME?!
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yo waterparks are fuckin amazing and i might be able to see them in september ye
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Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you ♂️ and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom ⚕️ but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your dad! ♂️❌ You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me ♂️ Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First 1️⃣ thing that’s different ⁉️ No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in ♂️ to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister ♀️ so now you know the real reason I rescued ⛑ you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY ♂️ And if you tell your mom or sister ⚕️ I said any of this I’ll deny it ♂️ And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do ♂️ whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm man I’m not ❌ driven by avenging ✊ my dead family Morty That was FAKE ✨ I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA ♀️TAKE US ♂️ ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS MORTY 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING ‼️ SZECHUAN SAUCE
canonically-speaking
me me big boy
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i hate myself ayy
