Salutations. I assume you are here to a)stalk me b)drag me to the police for murder and/or robbery or c)pity my sad existence in this world. You can't forget option d)all of the above, nor option e)all of the below. Option f), g),h), and i) do not need to be written, as they most likely are related to my past crimes. Options j), k), l) and m) consist of cases where I had bribed the judge, and options n),o), p),q) and r) consists of cases where I had smuggled some tofu from Japan to Australia. While options s), t), u) and v)contain my plans of world domination, options w), x), y) and z)contain my ingredients for baking pumpkin pie.

As sure as I am that you would like to eat some pie right now, I'm afraid my prison guards have confiscated my right to use the kitchen.

I like Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen (DEH), Heathers, and making fun of my friends. My Patronus is a Thestral, and I am an INTP. You can contact me whenever, whether it's to talk about life, depression, or your hidden obsessions (Don't worry I keep all my conversations quite confidential). My current life goal is to stop my unhealthy addiction to listening to musicals and audiobooks when I work. You can most likely find me having a seizure while the person next to me is crunching very loudly on celery and carrots.