❝If I'm gonna be a mess, I might as well be a Hot Mess.❞

You've reached the profile of a weird Nigerian girl who lives in a fridge and can't sleep at night but falls asleep anywhere during the day. 

She's probably daydreaming about fictional people or aliens, or grooving to music in her head. Please stay on the line while we slap some sense into her...

Oh we've discovered that her mainline's  @spicedbroccoli