@friendly_mailbox
Dear Fruitloops,
For this announcement, I will be sharing
with you a pride-themed mailbox fact.
Let's just say that I didn't use to be a mailbox,
I was but a mere flat metallic surface.
After years of shaping, I took on this boxy form.
Happy pride month!
Sincerely, Trans Mailbox.
Dear TSPD Enjoyers,
Who was gonna tell me that the canon
narrator looks like a basic, East-American,
white, old dude. This is not the British dilf
I was promised to meet.
Sincerely, A Concerned Mailbox.
I found somebody whos user name is mail_notfound
@TheParable Ah... Someone has found... the mail. I can finally fulfill my dream of being a helpful mailbox, to commit to my purpose, to be used accordingly. Thank you.
I like your funny little angst story
Ima give you a gold star
Dear Wattpad,
Someone has confessed to have a strong
platonic connection with me.
I will forever hold this precious moment
within my interior. I will even give it a name:
"My First (Sober) Admirer"
Signed, Friendly Mailbox.
Dear Person Reading This,
I have been given a golden star for
making someone laugh.
I feel closer to fulfillment every day.
Signed, Friendly Mailbox.
Ew,
I caught the pronounce'd
Best day of my life.
signed, Queer Mailbox
Dear followers,
Why are you following a Mailbox account?
Where do you come from?
I am very concerned for your health, as your
actions very clearly show me how mentally
unstable you are. You probably pulled an all
nighter again, didn't you? You probably are the
only person in your friend group with the worst
humor, or maybe the friend that listens to Weezer
unironically. (based)
signed, Friendly Mailbox.
Shit,
Someone already used the skip button in a botanic
environment as a book portrait.
I will now proceed to tweak the picture to make it
more unique.
signed, Friendly Mailbox