The_Official_Frinky_Worshippers

Oh Frinky, lord, best protogenos, fart god, saviour, allow me to worship you.
          
          I must recite the pledge, and so I will.
          
          Frinky, o Frinky!
          Glibberjorper, thy stomach ist
          Thy great glooberfrupper eats teh humans whole
          We shall rid the world of unbelievers and boring fartnuts
          No more pants for Gaea!
          WADDLEWOoSERS
          I, TingalTheWattpader, join the cause of Frinky, the all powerful god of funny, pens we find in stationery shops, etc etc and nonsense in general, and will aid Frinky in his cause to eat annoying people
          Then we'll dance in a torrent of banana peels in Spanish/Hawaii moustaches, Hawaii flower pattern shirts, and magical rainbow sombreros as we scream a lot!!!

FRINKY O FRINKY
          GLIBBERJORPER THY STOMACH IST
          THY GREAT GLOOBERFRUPPER EATS THE HUMANS WHOLE
          WE SHALL RID THE WORLD OF UNBELIEVERS AND BORING FARTNUTS
          NO MORE PANTS FOR GAEA
          WADDLEWOoSERS
          I. (insert name here) JOIN THE CAUSE OF FRINKY, THE ALL POWERFUL GOD OF FUNNY
          PENS WE FIND IN STATIONERY SHOPS, ETC ETC AND NONSENSE IN GENERAL AND
          WILL AID FRINKY IN HIS CAUSE TO EAT ANNOYING PEOPLE
          Then we'll dance in a torrent of banana peels in spanish/hawaii moustaches, hawaii
          flower pattern shirts and magical rainbow sombreros as we scream a lot

Who's Frinky

I want you to know you're an amazing friend till death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand But, I have a game for you Once you read this letter, you must send this to 25 people including me. If you get at least three back, you're loved! Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it. Tonight, right at (12:00 p.m.) the person you love will realize they love you. Then, at 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., be ready for the shock of your life! If you break the chain you will have bad luck With love, send this to 15, if you don't, You will turn ugly for one year. A friend told me to do this, so pass it on Tommorow two boys/girls will ask me if they have your number? Send this to 15 of the nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year This is not fake. Apparently, when you copy and paste this, You will have the best day of your life tommorow

WE NOW HAVE SEVEN FRINKY PRIESTESSES ~ definitely not Neeks
          
          
          
          
          Also, Lord Frinky requires French cuisine again.

FRiNkY fRiNkY fRiNkY 

TO PROVE MY ALLEGIANCE, I HAVE WRITTEN AN ANTHEM FOR FRINKY. 
          (It's to the tune of 'The Star-Spangled Banner')
          
          O god of poo pee, your glory we recite
          We promise we’ll thank you, while we’re lost daydreaming
          Belugas and whale sharks can be such lovely sights
          While we sing your great praise, we’ll be ferociously screaming
          About all the nonsense, and the ridiculous stuff,
          and we’ll dance on nitwits, with their brains full of fluff.
          And if those Frinky-haters ever mistreat him,
          We will call the god himself, and he will eat them.

YES!!!!! I LOVE THIS, I DIDNT REALIZE YALL MADE AN ACCOUNT!!!!!! 

*exhales*
          Here we go...
          FRINKY O FRINKY 
          GLIBBERJORPER THY STOMACH IST
          THY GREAT GLOOBERFLUPPER EATS THE HUMANS WHOLE
          WE SHALL RID THE WORLD OF UNBELIEVERS 
          AND BORING FARTNUTS
          NO MORE PANTS FOR GAEA.
          WADDLEWOoSERS
          I. BIL JOIN THE CAUSE OF FRINKY THE ALL POWERFUL GOD OF FUNNY PENS WE FIND IN THE STATIONARY SHOPS, ETC, ETC AND NONSENSE IN GENERAL AND WILL AID FRINKY IN THIS CAUSE TO EAT ANNOYING PEOPLE
          *dances in torrent of banana peels in spanish moustaches, hawaii flower pattern shirts and magical rainbow sombreros as I scream* 

Can I join?