froginajar
Why is there an anti vaping ad on my home page it’s usually just awkward sports romances…yk the band thing at the top? Also more quotes cause yeah I listen and write and that’s my life (and D said “no the fact you write ts down is actually criminal—“ :
“I don’t like bald people unless they have cancer.”
— F (girl what are you on about..)
“Awww she’s actually like a f*cking rat she’s so cute!”
— D
“Imaging being leaked for your birthday when you’re actually a f*ckint dog”
— D
“You’re built like a child! Like a…long over sized child!”
— ??
“She touched my damn nipples.”
“Oooo I’m gonna jump start you!”
[same convo I missed a few lines]
“She reminds me of my great grandma”
“She’s like Stevie Griffin”
“She’s a great person though.”
“She jump started me!”
— ??
“Why are you fondling my feet!”
“I’m not I’m fondling your spray on shoes.”
— ?
“You probably do have foot fungus”
“Got them LeBron feet”
—?
“You got some little ass nugget toes”
—?
“Why are you grabbing on his ankle”
“Let us be homosexual together”
— ??
“Whose house is this—why are your eyebrows twitchin’ ”
— ?
“Damn Einstein sucks.”
“…Epstein” (in a whisper)
— ??
“Why didn’t you except the Kirk!”
“I don’t know bro I was a rookie!”
— hallway guys
“Twerking is literally therapy”
— D
froginajar
@VEGETABLE_SHORTENING well you said in your bio screaming is therapeutic try twerking instead
VEGETABLE_SHORTENING
a long sized child, don't like bald ppl, and twerking is therapy........ HELP ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
