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Turns out I'm in the top 0.005% of MCR listeners?!?! I didn't know I'm THAT emo

HELP, I NEED ADVICE!!!
          
          So,for context, me and my bf were talking and he ended up venting and crying, and I'm very bad at comforting people... well, i held him, told him i love him and tried to sympathize a bit.
          
          So, i really need help with comforting people. What do i do/say when comforting people?!?! I want to be there for him without seeming awkward.

Jesus is my side bitch 
          And don't worry, my bf knows

In a few minutes my boyfriend and his dad are gonna pick me up to go somewhere and im so nervous since I've never met his dad
           
          (Well, i talked to his dad over the phone for like 30 seconds)

Me and one of my best friends started dating! 
          So now i have a boyfriend! 
          :)

I want Gerard Way to spit in my mouth 
          
          
          
          
          (Im sorry for saying that)

I think I have a crush on a guy at my school and idk why! He's not super attractive and he's kind of a jerk.
          
          And I'm pretty sure he's straight... and possibly homophobic...

Had to leave school early because of a panic attack 
          :/

I might have a bit of an obsession with vampires...
          
          But I'm reading an MCR fic right now where Gerard is a vamp 

I keep seeing this one guy at the park i go to (he walks around the path there) and he looks a lot like Neil cicierega a.k.a Lemon Demon 
          
          But im also kinda crazy since i thought my algebra teacher looked like Will Wood