pink_ink_was_taken

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sans undertale is so fucking sexy like i can't even. just the thought of his chunky bone hands caressing my sweaty body makes me feel like busting a fat load, y'know? i don't care if he doesn't have a dick. look up sans (undertale) / reader on AO3 and look under the explicit tags. other people seem to come up with substitutions.
          undertale is a great game, but why did toby fox have to make all the characters so fucking hot. i can't play the game without getting massively turned on, and i think the only way i get turned on nowadays is from playing undertale, which could be an issue...

pink_ink_was_taken

@_mona_mona wow, that's not cool. you pretend to be socially aware but are just another internet creeper who tells people to off themselves for no good reason. just because i have 48 different sans bodypillows that have to be washed every week doesn't mean i should be beaten by my parents. you're being very insensitive and rude right now, and i don't appreciate it.
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_mona_mona

@pink_ink_was_taken wow, imagine assuming my religion is christianity. its 2023, open your mind a little. i feel like your parents didn’t beat you enough, obviously. why don’t you go drink some bleach instead making others want to?
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pink_ink_was_taken

@_mona_mona i don't LIVE in seattle. i live in a whole other country, you tweed. and the boys want the mags, so who am i to deny them? they probably are growing up in a household that sexually represses them, like mine did. and look how great i turned out? so this is for the best, actually.
            you sound like you go to church every sunday and donate to your local one generously. what if i told you that i found jesus christ to be a turn on as well?
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_mona_mona

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
          And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
          My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
          It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.

pink_ink_was_taken

@_mona_mona i'll just vent. SUS? AMONGUS!?!?!?
            *vents cutely and also stabs fourteen puppies to death then voraciously eats their corpses.*
            
            how lovely. *chortles*
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_mona_mona

@pink_ink_was_taken i’m filing a sexual harassment charge against you.
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pink_ink_was_taken

@_mona_mona can i put my balls in yo jaws
            balls in yo jaws
            can i (can i~) can i (can i~)
            can i put my balls in yo jaws
            balls in yo jaws
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_mona_mona

vanilla frosting is CUM COLOURED

_mona_mona

@pink_ink_was_taken I just killed Stacy's mom because she's a fiddler I AM A GOOD GUY
            amongus
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pink_ink_was_taken

@_mona_mona I'M NINE YEARS OF AGE, TURNING TEN IN FEBRUARY. I'm not a snowflake, I'm a child, you fiddler creep. Last time I tried to explore my sexuality on this app I got thrown into the basement. I don't want it to happen again
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_mona_mona

@_mona_mona Ayo how is he King Rat is my homie bro. It's been a while since we hit up a club together and had us some hot bitches 
            Haha if you can't handle the word CUM you're a snowflake u celibate pansy
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pink_ink_was_taken

@luka_my_beloved what's up homo

fruity_pebble

@pink_ink_was_taken darn tootin'
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pink_ink_was_taken

@fruity_pebble a (g-g-goofy?) goober?????
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fruity_pebble

@pink_ink_was_taken you're both goobers
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pink_ink_was_taken

I hate BTS

pink_ink_was_taken

@fruity_pebble that's upsetting
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fruity_pebble

@luka_my_beloved @pink_ink_was_taken Neither of you are invited to my birthday party
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fruity_pebble

Oops, I didn't mean to respond to myself lol
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pink_ink_was_taken

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy, can I come over after school?
          (After school)
          We can hang around by the pool
          (Hang by the pool)
          Did your mom get back from her business trip?
          (Business trip)
          Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
          (Give me the slip)
          You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
          I'm all grown up now
          Baby, can't you see?
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          She's all I want
          And I've waited for so long
          Stacy, can't you see?
          You're just not the girl for me
          I know it might be wrong but
          I'm in love with Stacy's mom
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
          (Mowed your lawn)
          Your mom came out with just a towel on
          (Towel on)
          I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
          (The way she stared)
          And the way she said
          "You missed a spot over there"
          (A spot over there)
          And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
          But since your dad walked out
          Your mom could use a guy like me
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
          She's all I want
          And I've waited for so long
          Stacy, can't you see?
          You're just not the girl for me
          I know it might be wrong but
          I'm in love with Stacy's mom
          Stacy's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it going on)
          She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)
          Stacy, can't you see?
          You're just not the girl for me
          I know it might be wrong
          I'm in love with
          Stacy's mom, oh, oh
          (I'm in love with)
          Stacy's mom, oh, oh
          (Wait a minute)
          Stacy, can't you see?
          You're just not the girl for me
          I know it might be wrong but
          I'm in love with Stacy's mom

fruity_pebble

@pink_ink_was_taken @luka_my_beloved what the hell you guys
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_mona_mona

@pink_ink_was_taken       ’ .           .    ,        .       …
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pink_ink_was_taken

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