- hi (oops) my name is Rubenia Bennet
- yes, i hate my parents for that
- no, i don't go by that name, i go by Ruby Bennet
- nobody calls me Rubenia except for my family 
- straight (wish I was bi though cause that seems so much more fun) ~ she/her
- bday 11/01
- professional procrastrinator, writer of sad stories, drinker of cold coffee, and avoider of responsibilities
- I'm kinda like a low maintenance plant, i only need oxygen, light, and Louis and Harry to kiss in public
- Larry is real but my will to live not
- screw tpwk, screw the tommo way, i'm doing shit my way
- you can only be as strong as your wifi-signal
- if you see someone you hate in my stories, they are most definitially named after someone in my life
- my stories are better than my life (low bar, I know)
- my brain is 50% lyrics, 45% Larry theories, and 5% existing and being a responsible 20 year old
- caffeine and crying: the two Cs of my creative process (we're excluding cunt)
- I cry over Larry, laugh over Larry, and write over Larry-basically, I'm just a walking Larry advertisement
- when I die, please delete my wattpad account and burn my kindle
- do I get bonus points if I pretend to care about my parents
- zayn looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll
- louis acts like he could kill you but looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
- niall is a cinnamon roll
- my favorite insults are:
          - away thou three inch fool ~ Shakespeare
          - thou crusty batch of nature ~Shakespeare
- and last but not least, if you're gonna get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well hit them hard