fucking-hurricane

why was the mutual broken

I was trying to find you in my "following list" and instead of reading "Fucking hurricane" I read "fucking in the trees" (the "in the trees" part came from your location)

My dearest wife Abby, 
          
          Sometimes, you’re a decent human being. That’s kinda cool. If I were nice, I’d say you were constantly . But I’m not ghetto enough or a nice person. Anyway, I guess I’ll be slightly sappy and a little bit nice by saying you’re always there when I’m being a little bitch, so that’s cool of you. You’re easy to relate to, and it’s always nice when someone agrees with and has the same opinions as me. Except Hayley Kiyoko. Not sure where that opinion came from. Anyway, you’re pretty nice. Nice to talk to and shit. It’s wild that we’ve been talking for a few years now. It’s kind of scary to think about what I’d do if I didn’t talk to you because you’re one of the few people I speak to in regular intervals at this point. That’s cool of you. Nice we haven’t gotten tired of eachothers’ asses after experiencing the nasty emo phases and teeny bopper phases together. Anyway. You’re 15, you’re still a whore, and I’m still pissed that you’re so set on giving me genital herpes.
          
          But sometimes, I can stand you. And I guess that’s enough.
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT.
          
          - wifey

lol remember when I was like 11 and liked R5 and wrote shitty ass stories about them, and now I’m just gay & dad

i am a child of a money-hungry, prideful country, grass is green and it’s always sunny 

& i swear to god if the alcohol and drugs don’t kill me, i don’t know what will, other than you 

 crimson headache, aching blush 

i bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek 

shE DOESNT KISS ME ON THE MOUTH ANYMOREE 

Why are you dead fuckface