fucking-hurricane

lol remember when I was like 11 and liked R5 and wrote shitty ass stories about them, and now I’m just gay & dad

fucking-hurricane

sigh. *sad. But tbh I’m a gay dad too so. 
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endless-lilac-skies

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My dearest wife Abby, 
          
          Sometimes, you’re a decent human being. That’s kinda cool. If I were nice, I’d say you were constantly . But I’m not ghetto enough or a nice person. Anyway, I guess I’ll be slightly sappy and a little bit nice by saying you’re always there when I’m being a little bitch, so that’s cool of you. You’re easy to relate to, and it’s always nice when someone agrees with and has the same opinions as me. Except Hayley Kiyoko. Not sure where that opinion came from. Anyway, you’re pretty nice. Nice to talk to and shit. It’s wild that we’ve been talking for a few years now. It’s kind of scary to think about what I’d do if I didn’t talk to you because you’re one of the few people I speak to in regular intervals at this point. That’s cool of you. Nice we haven’t gotten tired of eachothers’ asses after experiencing the nasty emo phases and teeny bopper phases together. Anyway. You’re 15, you’re still a whore, and I’m still pissed that you’re so set on giving me genital herpes.
          
          But sometimes, I can stand you. And I guess that’s enough.
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT.
          
          - wifey

fucking-hurricane

@endless-lilac-skies HOW SWEET AND KIND OF YOU MY LOVING WIFE 
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endless-lilac-skies

It deleted my 100 emojis, but imagine they’re there. Also, I’m apparently offensive. You’re very welcome.
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fucking-hurricane

& i swear to god if the alcohol and drugs don’t kill me, i don’t know what will, other than you 

endless-lilac-skies

because I tweeted this quote like a month ago and you said “wow edgy”
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endless-lilac-skies

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@fucking-hurricane don’t come at me about liking bear anymore hoe
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fucking-hurricane

shE DOESNT KISS ME ON THE MOUTH ANYMOREE 

fucking-hurricane

@cucc_lord nO nO No WHAT I SAID was hat fAnS ask To kIss her BuT shE said It made hEr uncomfortable and I was RANTING bc people find it okAY to still ask To kIss her, beside these are lyrics from a wonderful gay ass song by her known as Strangers. Listen to it. 
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fucking-hurricane

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@cucc_lord scuSe me cunt, if you’d give halsey a chance you’d understand my references bUT NO
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