@fuckingpauls0N
You guys I finally made a middle aged lady friend and we just kissed for the first time and she made my take my panties off and give them to her so she could clean up the mess she made
@fuckingpauls0N what in wattpad stories??
H0LY WHAT THE FANTASY NOW???
WHERE DID YOU GOO??
@marinal0ver19 BUT THANKS FOR CHECKING IN ON ME!!!!! Hope to be writing again soon!! Just took on manager position at the coffee shop I work at so I’m just overloaded with stuff atm!
@marinal0ver19 I got a full time job is where I went
Today is just one of those days where I want Linda’s dick in my mouth sorry not sorry
Anywayyyyys luv u all!! Hope you’re thriving not crying
THIS IS SO REAL
Real mood
You guys, my supervisor at work today told me to shut my goddamn whore mouth and my clit qUIVERED I AM SUCH A BOTTOM
@fuckingpauls0N OMGG PLSSS
Real
The way I check in on your account pretty much every two weeks just to see if you've made any announcements. You are truly one of my absolute favorite writers. I hope you're doing well. ♥️
@fuckingpauls0N Aw, of course! If you ever need someone to chat with, I'm here! I mean it ♥️
Oh my gosh you are TOO sweet, this means so much to me ❤️ thank you so much! I’m definitely struggling but I’ll get it worked out! Thanks for being patient with me through these seasons of life. Love you!!! I hope you’re doing well too
Boy oh boy I’m writing a new Linda fic and it has me so flustered I can’t even finish it in one day god help me my ears look like the devils ass they’re so red
God I can’t wait!
Heeey would you consider writing more Diane Sherman’s fics?
Woaaaah I just saw this and yes!! I’m supposed to collab with someone but I haven’t heard from them in a while so I’m going to check back in! Thanks for asking :)
Y’all. My mom just came in my room & my dildo was just chillin on the bed soooo that was a fun conversation hahahaha fml
omg lmfao
Lmaoo
It said “I’m not going back in the closet” ️
I’m writing intersex Linda and I feel like my cooch is about to fly away & combust all at the same time —- get ready folks!!
YAAASSS
YESSS OMGOMGOMGOMG
@fuckingpauls0N I'm trying hard not to scream in excitement ahaivshsjsjajajs ily so much, can't wait
What’s your fave season of ahs?? Mine is Asylum 100000000%
Hotel, Apocalypse, and Cult, in that order :D
Coven and Asylum 100000000000 bagillion %
@CordeliasBoobHolder YOUR USER HAHAHAHA IM DEAD THAT LITERALLY MADE ME LOL!!!! & that’s my second fave!!!