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It's Beatles not beetles.

Tom Petty is a weeaboo.

I like Frank's cute lil tummy

I have an obsession with writing stories about Frank wearing dresses, bite me 

I care more about cats than humans.

I have a pantry full of boxes of butterscotch pudding because they were marked down and my mom likes cheap stuff.

Dad's are dicks.

Cats have like 30 nipples.

I hate the caramel in the center of a rolo.

I have Vulcan eyebrows.

My eyebrows are actually kinda like that one annoying blonde kids from that one Narnia movie that no one cares about with the pirate ship.

I like the god damn door song.

I was stripped of my overcoat, cane and top hat so now I'm out of place and under dressed.

I wear eyeliner on my ears so they look more edgy and Taylor Momsen-y.

I can't eat meat, dairy or fatty foods because my immune/digestive system is as shitty as Onision.

Brendon Urie likes Pete Wentz' dick.

I stapled ny finger once.

If you're still reading this, I'm concerned.

I have 3 cats.

I like having kinky sex in barns. 

Ok.