furiedheretic
/ cb for a one - liner & specify the type !
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vengefulmagics
" so you're the guy who killed his sister at her wedding day – right ? I have to say, you humans still manage to surprise me ."
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/ @nightlycreature “ well , well . consider me impressed . it seems that i’ve built quite the reputation . oh well , I’ll take it in stride . and yes , that was me ... i take it you appreciate the ... cruelty of it ? you look like the type .”
temptingdesire
You are Malachai Parker! I heard so much about you and I must say that what you have done was impressive and it is a pleasure to finally meet you but you look just like my father which is a little bit scary I'm not gonna lie
wolfishspells
you look like someone i know . . marvin ? konrad ? oh ! kai ! kai parker . you're the guy that killed his sister & attempted to kill his nieces all because you wanted power . i respect that .
howlsdeath
your the famous kai parker .
furiedheretic
/ @faithfulhuman oh dear ... it seems someone ’s feisty today . hmm , i ’ll move ... if you say the magic words .
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/ @faithfulhuman ‘ excuse me ’ , but i believe you ‘re the one who bumped into me , not the other way around . perhaps it ‘s you who’s on mute .
fangedcandy
oh sir , I'm sorry for running into you , I was chasing the butterfly
furiedheretic
/ @giingerkiins HEY , WHO DID THAT - oh ... it’s a ... you . how ... small . um, i think it went that way .
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/ @salemwitching “ wonderful that i got out , more like . i think the better question that that is ... why not ? ”
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/ @salemwitching “ correction sweetie , was . now say it with me . i ... ‘ was ’ in hell . ”
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/ @mythicsbitch " maybe . so what if i did ? "
angrywolfings
“ kai parker , haven’t heard that name in a while , don’t you get bored tormenting innocent people ? “
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/ @restingdesires " who said the locals would be threatened or ' unsafe ' ? i made no move to threaten them . believe it or not , ' mayor ' , i 'm not always evil or cruel , despite what you 've been led to believe . not that i'd expect you to believe that , given the fact that you 're well ... you . you 're not known to be the smartest of the bunch . "
angrywolfings
( @WRATHFULSIPHON ) “ kai , do everyone a favor and stop coming into mystic falls , since i’m the mayor , it’s my job to keep all the locals safe and with you being here , it’s impossible so stay away , i’ll have to deal with you myself if you don’t and trust me , I definitely will . “
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/ @restingdesires " donovan , do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable ? you have as much charisma as the rotting innards of unidentified roadkill . but please , go on mister ' mayor ' ... how badly do you think you earn my respect ? spoiler alert , you don 't . do your worst for all i care , it 's not like it can do / much \ against me . "
wickedfatality
Now what do we have here?