Moin moin :))
     If you're reading this, you're probably just bored, and don't really care about
           my life, but that's okay. I'm simply just another person asleep in the next room
                 over, dreaming just as you are, living and breathing and loving just like you. I 
                may be just another nameless (unless you count "fuzzychicken101" as a name), 
         faceless stranger, who tries to say meaningful words that will leave an impression, just 
    as the millions of others you've seen do. So go on ahead and scroll on, I won't
 be sad if you're not engrossed by this testimony of one human in the midst of 7 billion more;
                                                        
                                                       I know where my identity lies.


                
                                                                                                                                                          Do you?