『m!ya - chann』

Bro I just remembered 
          MATTIE NEVER GAVE ME BACK MY MONEY

finally got my fucking long ass hair cut 
          
          i looked at it and im like
          "free fuckin serotonin bitch"

yknow- seeing those little letters in home stores make me wanna switch them around into a word that a normal gen z child would say, but held back the temptation because my parents were always with me.
          so i wasnt the one who switched around the letters to say this word.
          A S S
          im literally not joking, it said ass
          my dad pointed it out and i tried so hard not to laugh
          he also said "buzz buzz bitch" to my sister while holding a bee plushie we got for her, as she loves bees.
          he got the idea from me since i said "buzz buzz" lmao

is it legal to sell literal children who are unsupervised in a store as shark bait in florida
          because when i was about- hm- 6 or 7 me and my sister went to florida with our aunt and uncle while our parents were packing to move we were walking around and saw a store that sold unsupervised children as shark bait.
          what the actual fuck
          im still traumatized by that
          im never going near that store again, i honestly hope they removed that because they probably took a child and got in trouble. i wouldve honestly sued the store if they stole a child of mine and sold them as shark bait 

@noya_is_tall is a simp for a straight girl

@BxterDilf is Toby really a bottom- the child that keeps calling Toby a bottom

shoto is such a bottom 
          
          
          
          
          bottom go bark bark
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          please i just thought of this while watching a shoto vod after drinking an energy drink under five minutes

i believe in empress mossfeather supremacy 
          
          
          those of you who watch seri's new cattails series will understand

this is not a drill! I repeat not a drill! Toby is gay! I repeat Toby is gay! just confirmed in class 2 minutes ago! - @noya_is_tall

drinking an energy drink past 11pm, feeling good
          
          
          okay but seriously i was feeling stressed and when im stressed i usually eat or drink something that has some type of sugar or smth i dunno
          the zoa energy drinks taste good, my parents let me drink those