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I think it's funny that as a fandom we decided to make Sabre shorter than all the steves, but I'm starting a petition to make the First Curse shorter than Sabre because that would be funny and funny is a good thing.

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[ Shadow Sabre & Funny Orange Steve]
          
          "Sabre?" Funny asked, Shadow rolled his eyes. "Looks like someone didn't get the memo." Shadow laughed. Funny takes a deep breath. "Oh god. First Orange, then Sabre. This isn't good-" Funny mumbled. Shadow squinted his eyes at him.
          
          "Aren't you the funny guy? The one that died before Sabre was corrupted." Shadow questioned. Funny gave him a look. "I'm sorry what- don't tell me I got into a sticky situation." Funny muttered, taking out a stick. 
          
          "I get why you died now."

Y'all ever think the only reason Sabre got outta darkness is because he has an immune system? Like his white blood cells fought off the threat- and that's why he got out-

DIVORCE AU
          [Young] Sabre: do you want to be buried or cremated, like if you were killed by someone, what do I do?
          
          Seer: go after that someone and avenge me!
          
          Seer: AVENGEEEE MEEE

Divorced Au:
          
          Sabre: "I have two dads, one of them is dead and the other one is dead to me"

Flash went missing today
          Whoops

Nice 

(This is a joke, I'm really bored)
          
          (RQ)The First Curse: I have recently been told about the concept of fatherhood.
          
          (RQ)The First Curse: And so far, I have realized that I, myself, am a father of many disappointments and my adopted non-disappointment.
          
          (SL, SL/RQ)Dread and the Armor: ...
          
          (TR)Sabre: L

I will not be able to be on wattpad for awhile 
          just warning ya 
          if something happens then I will not be able to respond
          I have no clue when I will be on again