"You love Mickey?
I like how he smells."

"Just wondering if we're a couple or not.
Of course we are."

"This is really where you wanna spend your day off?
You're here."

"Ian, what you and I have makes me free."

"I just want everyone here to know that I'm fucking gay."

"We've been fucking! He gives it to me good and hard, and I fucking like it! I suck his dick. I fucking love it!" 

"You do have very nice legs.
You're a fucking dick."