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Thanks for voting on my story I'm Not Okay! :D 

Go READ! Yes, I am very much alive.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/89834272

Jesus Christ of Nazareth..... I havent done this in yonks.....I feel so bad.....LIKE THE LAST TIME I DID THIS I WAS a YEAR YOUNGER!
          
          NO IM NOT GOING TO REVEAL MY AGE U PERVS
          
          I feel like I have failed my commandos....I mean I have been so M.I.A that some dedicated fan must have sent the F.B.I to come find me.....
          
          yeah Clueless no one did that...
          
          Much to the haters dismay, I am very much alive and well....if anyone cares.......
          
          I HAVE A NEW CLUELESS WATTPAD AND CHILL BOOK!
          
          ITS FULL OF FLUFFFF AND CUTENESSS
          
          My new book is......Just Friends!
          
          Its suchhhhhhh a funny book, and it made me laugh, cry and laugh and cry at the same time it was so GOOODDDDD
          
          Its by @Poetically-Damaged and u NEEEDDDDD TO READ IT CAUSE DUHHHHHHHHHH I AM GURU NANAK AN WHATEVER I SAY GOES 
          
          *SHAMELESS PROMO*
          
          while ur at it, follow my twitter, link in bio
          
          *END OF SHAMELESS PROMO....U CAN OPEN UR EYES NOW*
          
          boy I haven't done this in a longggg time...
          
          Just one more thing....CLUELESS.....OUT!

I updatedddddddd! GO READ!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/89834272

Guys. I'm literally the worst Guru Nanak there has ever been in the history of Guru Nanak's. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DID A CLUELESS WATTPAD AND CHILL? NEVER!
          
          Well maybe not NEVER, but pretty close.....like REALLY close.
          
          Like you don't understand the closeness of close I was to NEVER! I feel like this is dragging out.
          
          FOR SOME RIDICULOUS REASON.....Don't ask me what it is, IHaveNoClue -HA GET IT- , I am obsessed with Pot Noodles. But I think we have already established this......kinda....Well I DEFINITELY don't always talk about pot noodles....pffttt you know me.....
          
          THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDATION IS......The Artificial Bad Boy!
          
          I really don't know why I like this book, but I am gushing over it like I am gushing over Sascha Wolf's jawline. Because BOY THAT JAWLINE IS PENNGGGG
          
          The book is by @CrazyMoments , and if you read this book I will forever be you BFFL....do people use that anymore?
          
          GO FOLLOW MY TWITTER! LINK IN MA BIOOOOOOO
          
          Just one more thing (god i have't done this for a long time).....CLUELESS......OUT!

HAPPY NEW YEAR CLUELESS COMMANDOS! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! BYEEEEEEE

I'm actually so bored.....

Guys. I am probs THE WORST GURU NANAK EVER TO ROAM the earth buuuttttt......who cares!
          
          I totally won't have all my followers unfollow me cause of it will they? Hehehehe
          
          THIS IS THE LATEST IVE EVER BEEN! TWO WEEKS CLUELESS! WHAT WERE U DOING?
          
          Stress eating ice cream? Totally not, ha. How could you think no that of the almighty Clueless GURU NANAK!
          
          OKAAAYYYY I'll give you what u want!
          
          THIS WEEKS RECCOMENDATION IS.....As Told By Tuck and Axel!
          
          I swear on the ice cream I am totally not eating right now, this is THE BEST BOOK I HAVE READ THIS......EVERNESSSSS
          
          IT MADE ME CRY, LAUGH, SPEAK IN CAPS LOCKS WAY TOO MUCH, AND SWOON OVER HOW HOT THEY ARE!
          
          Did I just say that out loud? Whoops.
          
          It's by @koalak and yeahhhhhh go read it okay!
          
          No time for self promo I'm too tired!
          
          Just one more thing...... CLUELESS.....OUT!

Okay Clueless, we need to think of excuses to give the people to explain why this is a week late. How about 'Sorry, was busy with blogs and meetups' oh wait, I'm not a youtuber.
          
          What about 'I was working in the bakery really long hours and I had no time'.......for one, I don't even work in a bakery.....this is harder than I thought.....
          
          OH! I've got it! 'I'm a lazy ass bitch and I couldn't be bothered.....' Yes that sounds about right. Here goes....
          
          HEY GUYS! I'm a azy lass itch and I bothered be couldn't! That sounded better in my head.....
          
          I'm so sorry I'm late.....guess I've lost the Guru Nanak title......oh who am I kidding I will always be Guru Nanak!
          
          This weeks book recommendation is......Riddle Me This by @Twoony !
          
          I loved this book cause I just did okay and no one can judge me.....I hope.
          
          Just one more thing.....CLUELESS....OUT!

Oh my flipping ducks. I'm ACTUALLY, positively, genuinely early!
          
          I feel a song coming OOONNNNNNN!
          
          FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER *sings out of tune and breaks her bedroom window*
          
          Guys......I'm legit actually so happy.......I don't even know why.
          
          I TOLD YOU I WAS GURU NANAK......NEVER DOUBT MY MYSTICAL POOOOWWWEEERRRRSSSSSS
          
          I have a book......it's a new book......and if you are weird and have been looking through my newsfeed (like who does that?) you will know what I'm talking about......hehehehehehe
          It has quite an evil looking cover, but DON'T BE PUT OFF!
          
          This week's book is........Living with a Hot Intruder!
          
          This book is by @kxxbee ........and if you know my history of Wattpad and Chill, you'll know the author has another book, Wet, and that was my FIRST ever reccomendation!
          
          WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME.......TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS.......WHEN CLUELESS WAS ON TIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEE!
          
          If you know that song, tops to you.
          
          SELF PROMO ALERT!
          
          Follow my twitter. You know the drill.
          
          END OF SELF PROMO *laughs evilly and rubs her hands together like a villain but really she looks stupid*
          
          Just one more thing......CLUELESS (early clueless).......OUT!