Might I propose that we (you, and I), commence in a socially acceptable version of sex? I would enjoy becoming intimate with you, but fear the lack of privacy, and the perversion that may be included along with our promiscuous actions.
I do promise that I shall dote upon thine genitalia. Please, I do beg, that you take my offer into your utmost careful consideration, for I hunger for your large bosoms. I thrive under the spotlight of your lustful, chocolate eyes. I yearn to touch thou glutes with thine fingertips, if you get my lingo, word, my g. Thou art a "baddie".
Must you decline my provocative offer, I shall go utterly mad. I will not take it lightly (you know I like things rough). Farewell, my sweet and well built maiden. I will patiently await your answer.
-Dearest