Since nobody will end up actually reading this I am going to post a lot of random things :).
Why did the tomato blush? it saw the salad dressing
what did the two oceans say to each other? nothing they just waved.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
As you have probably guessed I have a fondness for bad jokes.
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I knew that it had been a bad idea to blow up my school, and it was an even worse idea to get caught doing it...