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OH MY FUCKING GOD!! my JAMAICAN mom said something about me and my future kids and future husband and I said "who said I was going to get a husband?"
Then she asked "are u going to get a sperm donor?"
Then I said, "no I'm going to marry a woman."
She instantly replied with a "MOVE YUH BLOODCLAAT!" It's like saying hell no or something....
She was about to cuss but I was like "mom I'm just joking"✋
I DO NOT RECOMMEND you to try and come out to an old fashioned, homophobic Jamaican mom! NEVER AGAIN BRO