Iris

My children might be quick, but I’m quicker!

HO HO HO YOU HOES!
          MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!

“ILFAICNLYOFCDTWAGWIBSAAGADIYFYGSASIATM”
          -Father Hansel
          (Please someone get this reference!)

IT'S . HERE . CHAPTER . 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHH I'M FEEDING YA'LL TONIGHT!!! Prepare for another chapter tonight ya'll!

“I want you guys to know that I’m in your walls. Sleep well children”
          -Father Hansel

Ya'll I'm incoherently sobbing... I just figured out why ya'll were adding Wildflower Church to FPE reading lists. ABBIE IS NOT THE APPLE GUY FROM FPE! The story isn't even FPE related...

CHAPTER 4 IS OUT YA'LL!!!

CHAPTER 3 IS FINISHED YA'LL!

Bro after I released chapter 2 for Wildflower Church I am seeing so many people suddenly appear... WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM!?