•MUST BE READ IN A COUNTRY ACCENT⤵

Howdy, this is the lone Wattpad wanderer who shouldn't be allowed to use a keyboard.

In my spare time, I surf the web whilst slurping (galaxy!) Kool-Aid and chowing down on Cheerios I found in the dryer. 

Bios are fun, ya know? Ya get to write a 2000 character or less summary about yourself and make people read it in a country accent.

By the way, if you are reading in a country accent, good for you! You deserve a cookie! 🍪

Now eat your cookie and surf the web.