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So I literally cannot bring myself to care about this account so I’ll just finish posting Megaspark Mayhem (unedited) and probably disappear off the face of the earth. Goodbye :)

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          Once upon a time, there was a cow. The cow’bms name was Betsy and she was snart. Shhe ate allt he graas in thebarea and dauseed mass deforestation and was soltey responibisle for the exitinctiin ofn two thogihaans sleciss. She was considered ab maneexen bt everyone in theb entire wirkdm snd they sennr outb hsv squtsd to jikk her. One rhirbs squqrdv was xaleked Nark 4! and theyv fennxedb heeb inb and opened fire on heebw wirh submachicbeb guns and she bled outb adbb died. Suddenly the blods of Brtestn made the skoildn so fertile skkk the blants staretddb to grow back.