Uncle Ajax

R u still alive lmao

I live. After like....987654323456789 years, I am back. 
          And may I just say....Riverdale sucked last week so I'm crying about that. How dare the writers ruin my ships, smh. Anyway, yeah... I don't know what to say anymore. So, I'll just leave. BTW, that dbh gc book should be out shortly... :)

been thinking about making a dbh group chat book...should I? Or Nah?

My good mood? GONE
          Happiness? DEAD
          Depression? JOINED THE CHAT
          Anxiety? HAUNTS ME
          Bipolar Disorder? OH HI YOU'RE NEW
          North Haters? EXIST FOR SOME REASON
          My entire list of reason to LOVE AND CHERISH North? ADDING EVEN MORE ITEMS
          Notifications? BLOWING UP BECAUSE OF NORTH HATERS
          My good mood again? RUINED BECAUSE OF THOSE HATERS
          
          FUCK OFF HATERS
          
          For fuck's sake, I've had enough already. Y'all legit ruined my happy and giddy mood. No lie. I don't really care if y'all blocked me, but shit, don't ruin my night. GOSH FUCKING DAMNIT MAKE IT STOP, JUST STOP PLEASE
          
          EXCUSE ME WHILE I SAY THAT SIMON IS WORSE THAN NORTH
          
          THERE, CASE FUCKING CLOSED NOW PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME ENJOY MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING TOO MANY TV SHOWS
          
          FUCK

FUCK SORE THROATS SUCK

"Wise men say...only fools rush in, but I can't help, falling in love with you..."
          
          This is the text I see when I woke up this morning from my boyfriend. God damn it, I love him. He's probably gonna see this and be like..."ajax what the fuck???" I don't care, Eddie, let me be me.

Update on my brother's child(ren).
          
          Fucking twins. Bitch. Twin baby boys and you know what? Hell yeah. I know y'all probably don't even care, but this is kinda important to me. So yeah.
          
          Twin boys.
          
          Their names are Anthony and Alex.
          
          AHHHHH FUCKKKKKK THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T OKAY BYE

If Labor Day means your brother's wife is actually going into labor, then my entire fucking life is a lie.
          
          And no, I'm not stupid. I know the meaning of Labor Day. So now I'm stuck on an airplane flying to Arlington, Texas for my brother. I owe him one anyway. I think he said it was a boy, not sure.
          
          Update to come later today. Maybe at midnight. Lmao.

Just came out as gay to my brother over the phone (he lives in Arlington, Texas, so yeah) and said he supports me. After years of slamming the door in my face, that's the nicest thing he's said to me. 
          
          Damnit, I FEEL SO FUCKING HAPPY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK
          
          
          
          
          okay bye