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Can I give away my hips. Like. Y’all can take them, I don’t want them.
          	Bidding starts at the super high price of free

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"Am I the 'chunk of lead'?"
          He's so little (at least two years older than me btw)(like, a foot taller than me btw)
          He looked absolutely traumatised when presented with the idea of saying "tranny" <3<3

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Also, little project for anyone seeing this: Listen to the '97 revival recording of Funny Honey (from Chicago the musical), then listen to the 2002 (movie) recording of the same song. Then listen to any recording of Razzle Dazzle (I personally vote for the revival, but it doesn't really matter). Imagine the voice quality of normal Razzle Dazzle as the '97 Funny Honey, and then imagine what it would sound like if that voice had a change in sound, like the '02 recording of Funny Honey (a more lullaby-y, Christmas-y, sweet kind of sound). That is his voice. I'm a little obsessed.
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The desire to take a nice little swim in the Seine Javert-style (similar to visiting a corner store Dallas Winston-style)

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Having a civil talk about my glasses Piggy-style (LotF)
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Having night terrors Lady Macbeth-style
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Breaking up w/ my girlfriend Fred Casely-style
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