gay_crimes

hello i’m back again yay  nothin new at all just saying hi!!

gay_crimes

this is nsfw but GUYS. PENISES ARE SO WEIRD. WHO INVENTED THEM AND WHY. they MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. AND THEY JUST GET HARD FOR NO REASON SOMETIMES????? so glad i’m afab omg also in other words i’m not as asexual and sex repulsed as i thought i was lmao

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guys oh my god life update I HAVE A BF NOW?????? DLAY????????????? he’s so nice though genuinely and i love him so much AAUGH IM SO RRBBRBRVTVTGTHT anyways i am SO happy bc it’s winter break finally and i don’t have to wake up early

gay_crimes

LOL we broke up bc he has commitment issues rip but now i have a gf BUT IDK IF I LIKE BER THAT WAY OR WHAT  too much character development god
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my sister has masturbated every single night for the last week and my asexual ass is getting tired of hearing her breathing like GIRL UR NOT SUBTLE HOLY FUCK

gay_crimes

@Excusemewhatisthat HELP BAHAHHA NO I DONT REMEMBER /j
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Excusemewhatisthat

@gay_crimes Do u remember when we kept secrets (also from one ace to another, my condolences )
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gay_crimes

ugh i’m putting both earbuds in SLAY
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gay_crimes

IM PEEING I STARTED READING MUMBO X GRIAN LAST NIGHT BC I WAS BORED AND I FOUND THE SILLIEST FIC IVE EVER READ BUT I FORGET WHAT IT WAS CALLED

gay_crimes

i love flooding my pants with urine <333
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Excusemewhatisthat

@CayCaysLife mood I love silly ficsbbut also pls do not pee I made this carpet meself
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gay_crimes

i read grian x mumbo jumbo (hermitcrafters for those unaware) on ao3 AS A JOKE AND NOW I UNIRONICALLY SHIP THEIR PERSONAS (not the real people ew please don’t do that) IVE BEEN CONSUMINC CONCERNING AMOUNTS OF GRUMBO CONTENT AND ITS WORRYING

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it’s ok i can psychoanalyze myself on the internet one of my friends posts teletubbies thirst tweets
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gay_crimes

OMG GRUMBO IS OTP I LOVE THEM AND I DEFINITELY DONT PROJECT MYSELF INTO GRIANS SPOT TO PRETEND I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WUTH MUMBO WHAT WHO ME NEVER
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gay_crimes

but guys they’re so cute like im obsessed it’s so bad
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gay_crimes

help i am getting so many followers again this happened a while ago too and they all unfollowed me after a day LMAO

gay_crimes

HAKSHSJ ITS OK YALL I THINK THEY R BOTS 
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Rand0mW31rd0

@CayCaysLife I’m still following you! Also that’s kinda mean of them to unfollow after a day 
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