"Finally, sowing his own evil seeds, Wei Wu Xian was simultaneously kissing and crying, “Er-ge ge, do some good, spare my life, our days are many to come, let’s continue next time, can we postpone and relook this again? Have mercy on this inexperienced one for today. Formidable Han Guang-jun, Yi Ling Patriarch has lost, lost, completely defeated, to continue this battle another day!”
On Lan Wang Ji’s forehead, veins popped, he chewed crisply and furiously, “… If you really want to stop… you should… just stop talking…”
Wei Wu Xian argued, “But I was born with a mouth, so I should be using it to talk! Lan Zhan, back when I claimed I wanted to sleep with you every day, can you pretend you didn’t hear that?”
Lan Wang Ji uttered, “No I can’t.”
Wei Wu Xian’s said in a heart-broken voice, “How can you be like this. You’ve never refused me before.”
Lan Wang Ji gently smiled and said, “No I can’t.”
Seeing him wear such a smile, Wei Wu Xian’s eyes instantly brightened up again, feeling as if floating, he had lost all bearings.
However, in the next instant, Wei Wu Xian was unceremoniously and violently forced to tears by that same pure and gentle smile.
With both hands clawing the grassed earth, he hoarsely shouted, “Okay, four days, can we change it to doing it once every four days, if four days’ a no, three days is fine too!!”
In the end, Lan Wang Ji concluded in a powerfully resonating voice, “Every day means every day.” "
fun fact: this and the previous one are from the actual novel
