Carrrl, that kills people

Jester's privilege muahahahaha (pun intended)

✨Sapphic panic✨

my best friend is reading an arranged marriage smut fic from 2016. "THIS IS NOT SLOW BURN" she is also accusing me of reading marauders smut but it is a lie, a fabrication. she kicks old people. and puts gojo figurines in jars of period blood. She and her boyfriend tongue kissed at the lunch table SEVERAL TIMES. I am now VERY aware that her boyfriend has a biting kink.  So what if I did kiss my gf?  I DID NOT SIGN UP TO WITNESS HETEROSEXUALITY WHILE IM TRYING TO STOMACH GOD AWFUL CAFETERIA FOOD! who you gonna believe?

But even tho we bicker and SHE KEEPS SUMMONING ME TO STRAIGHT SMUT FICS (at least make it gay, dude.) THAT I DON'T WANT TO READ, she is my best friend.

The Carl to my Paul
The Dipper to my Tyrone
The Enid Sinclair to my Wednesday Addams (without the yuri)
The Loona to my Octavia (they are sisters fight me)
The Duke to my Lenore
The Katie Killjoy to my Blitzø
The Vox simp to my Velvette simp
The James Potter to my Sirius Black
The Gojo to my Geto (but we're not yaoi)

The one, the only, MissStarry!!!! 
She's crazy but we love her.

THE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS ASKED US TO...

PAPA I WANT TO BURN A GINGER

I would list fandoms im in but HAH! n o.

dont come near me with that bakudeku shit
KIRIBAKU SUPREMACY