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" awww japaaan that was my favorite football" america whined
" a true goddamn American." said italy
" i'italy- san where did you cum from" japan questioned as queer as his sexuality.
" I WANNA HAVE SESSO!" italy said as his thrusted his massive bowl of queso in america's face.
" oh quesoooooo, i thought you said sesso"
" the fuck is sesso" japan asked
" i can show you my collection of germany stickers!" italy said with pride as he sat his bouncy ass on america face
" since when is america sama a chair" japan asked
" since he became my bitch" italy said with a homo look
Japan had snapped he pulled out his glowing katana and his hair was floating and green and his eyes turned purple and his arm dropped his sword and then his arm became the sword and he used a bitch ass ugly ass no scope move on the lil shit
" mama mia"
" VHAT!!!!!" gis legs back all the while humming a sing-song tune.
" pussy" japan said
" ok...." america said
Italy then stole america's earbud and then shoved the earbuds up germany ass
"Are you feeling mr krabbs?
Turns out germany get's really turned on when people make sponge bob references
He quickly pinned ita to floor
" hump me......... My body is ready- finger me like how squidward fingers his clarinet."
This evolved german hormones
Germany: kiss kiss smooch suckle suckle mmm oooo mmmf goooooooooood
Ita: mmmMmm OH FUCK AH YES DADDY KEEP STRUMMING MEEEEEE FUCC FIC AHH SHET OOOOOOOF YUMMY OH MY
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" hahahahahahahahahaha, this retarded," america said with a happy go lucky grin.
" hell yea it is- now smoke this shit u lil bitch," said japan
" umh is this legal japan?" asked america as he held the packet of thin crystals
" what do i look like," japan said as he held a lighter under the bag," the cheesecake factory?"
America lived a strict homelife with his father, england. He'd always been told to never do drugs- and that's exactly why he did
Take the drug, that is
" mmmmmm gawd this is soooooo fuccin guuud," america said with bloodshot eyes
" " said japan