idk be gay no crimes

for anyone looking at this, i'm back! i had to make a new account bc i broke my phone and i'm too broke to replace it, plus i lost my email and account info

hi you seem very cool (and gay)

WHYYYY- ALL DREAMS ARE DEAD-
          Jackson's Diary spoilers ahead
          
          I JINXED IT I FUCKING JINXED IT DAMMIT- kill me now T-T pamela blushed when jackson hugged her but then again she could have a crush on both brenda and jackson BUT GODDAMMIT- okay. *huff emoji* we're going to discuss this like sane people. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED-

jackson's diary spoilers ahead
          OML THEY ARE DOING THIS ON 
          PURPOSE-
          
          in episode 34 of Jackson's diary in the scene where they're like "oh yeah jackson and brenda ya gotta kiss in the musical" and pamela looks shocked LIKE WHICH ONE- and like I'm brenda/pamela endgame but all the characters are all like jackson/pamela YOU ARE SCARING ME LET ME HAVE THIS- 
          especially since it's unlikely that day's feelings for exer aren't reciprocated since exer likes brenda T-T
          MY LITTLE GAY HEART-

um... this place is high key shady
          there's this store in daytona called bucee's ig the first clue was how they spelled the store like???
          it was crowded af with barely anyone wearing masks
          it reeked of raw meat *barf emoji*
          and we heard a girl screaming but it was too crowded to tell where
          AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART-
          so I'm wearing my hawkins av club shirt and this old ass man was just standing there i accidentally made eye contact then looked away and when i walked past him to get out of THAT SHADY ASS STORE he asked me 'is that the school you go too?' and i was just like ? and he pointed at my shirt and said 'hawkins high school' and i said no and kept walking BUT BITCH TF UM SIR- that shady ass bitch luckily my dad was a few feet behind me but GODDAMN- me, my brother, and my dad are in the car bc we got freaked out by the shady ass vibes but my mom and sister stayed in like-

ok but the worst sound in the world is metal scraping on metal like nO-
          IT'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST MY SISTER DOES IT ALL THE TIME JUST TO ANNOY ME IT'S LIKE JUST AGHHHH NO-
          anyways, I'm lowkey nervous bc parent teacher conference is coming up. on my right hand, my dad is a teacher himself and my mom works late so i doubt they could make time for that but on my left hand my bio teacher could tell them that I'm a troublemaker bc of that time i yelled "I'm gay" to the whole class-
          maybe I'm just overthinking but what if she either accidentally or intentionally outs me and I get fucked over and my parents kill me or kick me out or something idk I'm probably overthinking but should i say something to my teacher i just feel like that would be weird i hate confrontation plus it's my last period so i wouldn't have time before or after unless i want to miss my bus what if i ask another teacher to do it idk how that works my theater teacher might do it bc yk he's chill but like srsly maybe I'm just being overdramatic-
          anywayyyy i made a restraining order against my friend BECAUSE SHE TOOK OUT SCISSORS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT-
          and i just walked up to random people and said 'hi, how are you, what's your name? SIGN THIS AND SIGN IT NOW' let's just say i got the reactions i wanted and i am so proud of myself *sparkle emoji*
          I'm going to confuse/annoy my dad by using terms like 'slaps' and 'poggers' and speaking emojis like "oh wow i love that, heart emoji" it's honestly hilarious especially in front of my mom-

when i get to my theater class I'm going to bust in and be like 'SEPTEMBER 1ST 1989 DEAR DIARY' and a lot of us are heathers fans sooo yay happy unofficial heathers day y'all

I HAVE MADE THE POWER MOVE OF THE CENTURY-
          it's kinda a long story so I'll give you the highlights
          1) this guy owes me ten bucks bc i threw shredded paper at him, saying it was confetti and he bet 10 bucks that it wasn't but when he told the teacher that he'd press charges, he called it confetti so-
          2) i climbed on top of a desk and yelled at the whole class that i was gay bc people thought that i had a crush on the guy who owes me ten bucks
          3) when i told him that he sucked he said that i swallowed so i yelled 'i can't tho I'm too gay for that' and threw more paper at him, then flipped him off as i walked away
          
          MOST EPIC POWER MOVE(S) I'VE EVER MADE

I'm going on hiatus emergency gtg sorry byeee love ya

ok hi hello um HALP-
          for some reason my brain is going nuts i was just sitting chilling vibing and i have this intense urge to scream idk why i did and went back to what i was doing (my brother didn't even question it lol) and so like i just periodically let out weird screeching noises idk man it was like i had to or i was going to explode idk is that weird am i weird well ofc i am but like- AGH
          anyways *sparkle emoji*