i write in my free time. some advice: if at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder 


ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ
1. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ 
2. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ (ᴏʀ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ) 
3. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴘꜱ 
4. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ 
6. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ 
7. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 5 
8. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 5
9. ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ 
10. ɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ