shoulder devil

i. LOVE background characters

OK SO since wattpad is being weird and the create story button is gone, i made an ao3 account for my iidekuyama fic lol
          Here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34072720
          It's called "Je T'aime, Je T'aime A Vous Deux" which if i did it right should translate to "I love you, i love both of you" but i probably did it wrong so if anyone knows french, help

Me: *trying to actually do my schoolwork for once*
          My uterus: hey so your period's gonna happen soon
          Me: Okay..? I already know that
          Uterus: Well, you know I do this bc i want you to make babies
          Me: ....yeah? But you know I'm not even an adult right??
          Uterus: Yeah, so.. *grabs my brain and holds a gun to its head* THINK ABOUT SEX, YOU NEED TO MAKE BABIES NOW
          
          And that's why I'm now failing math class. damn you, uterus >:(

enough reading actual stories. i'm gonna go look for some cursed Tim x Moby

ok so where the hell did the create story button go

finally working on that iidekuyama fic, hope i can do these bois justice

so, i just started shipping a new ship which is normal bc this fandom is fucked and ships literally everything, but i scoured the internet for HOURS and found literally just one fanart?? 
          even "obscure" ships have at least one fic both here and on ao3
          but seemingly nobody ships iidekuyama
          solution? i'm gonna try and post a bunch about these bois

been thinking about writing a fic where Dark Shadow realizes they can be their own being without Tokoyami and gets into shenanigans
          and also yes i'm using they/them pronouns for Dark Shadow because calling them "it" in this context, like they are in the show, just feels weird

just realized that some people ship the entire bakusquad, now normally i'm just kiribaku but OH MY GOD THESE IDIOTS ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING I SO SHIP IT

earlier today for whatever reason I decided to empty out all my pens and collect the ink in a lil bottle. 
          Well.
          It didn't go in the bottle.
          It took 5 solid minutes of scrubbing and I still didn't get it all off ;-;