Hope

"I swear to all that is holy Owen if you rewash one more of my freaking dishes, I am going to have assault charges on my hands." The first thing I hear when I walk into the papa murphys that my sister works at.

Black nail polish will never not be cool. I'm not even saying this in an emo-y way, I just stand by the fact that no matter what shape your nails are in whether they're short or long or your nail polish is chipped or crisp it always looks intentional.
          
          You can't tell me chipped black nail polish isn't just as much a vibe as it is when it's smooth and clean.
          
          Now some might wonder why we're ranting about nail polish today. 
          
          Quite literally nobody knows.

Why does my sister have 2 cats named Jack named after 2 different fictional Jacks.
          
          Jack Sparrow (just called Jack)
          
          And Jack Frost (but we call him frosty)

Do people genuinely not realize that in most healthy relationships you don't argue? Like you can disagree and have conversations but like genuinely hurtful words and slammed doors and raised voices Is. Not. Normal.

Why are uber ads always so sad like wtf kinda movie am I watching 

Reggie: "like why would I intentionally lie that I have 1 less sibling than I do?"
          
          Pearl (her bsf): "I mean, I guess it depends which one you leave off. If it was Micheal I could understand."
          
          Micheal: "I can't believe I'm being disrespected like this in my own home."
          
          Pearl: "Bold words for a guy who's here less than I am."
          
          Micheal: "Being a leech is hardly something to be proud of."
          
          Pearl: "Still better than being you."
          
          Micheal: "Don't you have your own house to be at?"
          
          Pearl: "I dunno are you gonna drive me?" (He doesn't have a license and she knows it.)
          
          Idk why they have this feud going on, but it amuses me every time.

Me: "are you bleaching your hair in the middle of the night?"
          
          Reggie: "are you making scones in the middle of the night?"
          
          Maya: "and Micheal's changing his tires in the middle of the night, we're all insomniacs. Move on. When will those scones be done?"

My brother took off his shirt to get in the pool and his friend went "if not twink why twink shaped"☠️

Clearly I do not pay much attention because my friend always told me she was an actress but I didn't think that meant like a main role in a Netflix series and I only figured it out when I saw her in the freaking trailer last night and she laughed at me.
          

John Tucker Must Die = Peak Cinema