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My brother moved out and now nobody in my house knows how to start the dishwasher including me.
COME BACK DAMIANNNNNN
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"Pinocchio shivers at your palace of lies. If you were a puppet like him your nose would act as a bridge to Australia."
Love my sister for that. She's drunk.
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Sometimes you go to work and come home with your sisters hands purple and your daughters hair pink, and you're too tired to question why they're different colors when nobody has purple hair.
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@Ally-Kat14 LMAO I honestly find it so funny how many people ask that when I mention her
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All my sister eats is toast, steak, and baby carrots.
Am I supposed to do something about this?
She's a lot easier to feed than my other siblings.
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Thinking about the fact that I met one of my best friends through a random text from a stranger that just said "How do u feel about gay people?"
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Hi thanks for the follow
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Can't believe Jake Paul beat MIKE FUCKING TYSON.
Hella disappointed in you Mike.
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@gayyyyypanicccccc Yessss I couldn’t, I was so mad I almost cried. I hate when people rig stuff
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@General_Skywalker_66 literally half convinced it was staged solely based on the results
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@gayyyyypanicccccc Honestly! I was so hyped for this fight to the point that I was confident Iron Mike was gonna win. Damn fight was rigged.
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While the entirety of my family argued over what to get for dinner my sister ordered Costa Vida.
Also she's so sweet she knew everybody's order just off the top of her head❤️
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At 4 this morning my sister texted me (all in separate texts)
Batman is my favorite
I don't even know what he's my favorite of
He's just my favorite
Bro watched his parents die and became a buff emo furry
And he really committed to the bit.
I admire it.
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@planetaryfire My family consists of some of the strangest people I know. I'm glad it's not just me enjoying it.
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So I'm going to Paris to visit my brother for a couple weeks and I was talking to a friend about it and she deadass says "But I thought you hated your family."
So I've come to the conclusion that I may have accidentally led people to believe that I dislike my family more than I actually do.
So I'm going to say it here rn. I don't hate my family. I hate all the absolute bullshit that some of them have put me through, and I hate the ptsd I gained in an incident loosely related to my cousin, but I don't HATE any of the members of my family that are still alive.