Is this the bit where I'm supposed to write about myself? It is? Ok. Well then, where shall I start? First of all, to get things straight for you all, I am a god. Despite what everyone seems to think, I am a god and you are all beneath me. Secondly, Thor is my boyfri- BROTHER! Thor is my brother, not my boyfriend. You do not need to mention him every two seconds. I am well aware I am the brother of Thor. I do not need reminding. Thank you. And I think that is all. Now go away and leave me alone, peasants.