genderless_spoon

wait i thought of an addition
          	- ASEXUAL PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE SEX JOKES SOME OF US ARE REALLY GOOD AT IT OKAY
          	
          	okie that's it :3
          	stay safe!!

genderless_spoon

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okay i've said this before and i'll say it again:
          - asexuality is a SPECTRUM, meaning it is FLUID AND NOT STATIC
          - asexuality and aromanticity are NOT THE SAME THING
          - being asexual does NOT mean you can never get horny
          - being asexual does NOT mean you can never have sex
          - there is no "right way" to be asexual, IT'S A GODDAMN SPECTRUM
          - you can be very close with someone and not be their significant other AND STILL HAVE A GOOD FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM
          - asexuality DOES NOT mean abstinence
          - ASEXUAL PEOPLE SOMETIMES DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR SMUTTY FANTSIES ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
          - ASEXUAL PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO READ SMUT 
          - acephobia is REAL and it is everywhere
          - if you're asexual and you find someone you like and wanna bang, THAT IS OKAY IT IS JUST A WORD THAT DESCRIBES SOMETHING DO NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, because ITS A SPECTRUM 
          - platonic relationships are JUST AS IMPORTANT, if not more, as romantic/sexual ones
          - ASEXUALITY! IS! BEAUTIFUL! 
          - ASEXUALITY! IS! NATURAL!
          - YOU! ARE! NOT! BROKEN!
          
          whoo okay sorry i got a lil upset there
          
          but yeah if you disagree with any of this unfollow me please

i_eat_cardboard

@genderless_spoon SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!!!
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genderless_spoon

@Kirschbaum1 yes of course <3 <3 <3 SPREAD THE WORD
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Kirschbaum1

@genderless_spoon thank you so much for this. It’s awesome and everybody who didn’t understand it until now should be able to. Thanks ❤️❤️❤️
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justAnormie65

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

justAnormie65

@genderless_spoon idk im kinda thinking better than a couple of days ago
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genderless_spoon

put a finger down if today a short angry lesbian wearing a fluffy pink coat with teddy bears on it ran at you screaming "BAPTISM" and the proceeded to full-tackle you and throw snow in your face 
          
          *puts a finger down*

genderless_spoon

@justAnormie65 yeahhhhhh that was an . . . interesting day
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justAnormie65

@genderless_spoon I wish I could put a finger down
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genderless_spoon

y'all i need advice
          should i 
          a) do my math exam prep
          b) read Golden after not being able to for literal months
          or c) watch the Umbrella Academy

genderless_spoon

@justAnormie65 no me tooooo
            i'm almost done s3 but my friend said s4 is really bad so im scared to watch it lol
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genderless_spoon

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GUYS 
          FUCKING STRANGER THINGS
          IM IN TEARS EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THAT ABSOLUT SHITSHOW OF AN ENDING
          HOLY SHAT

genderless_spoon

@Ilovediamonds-4 UGHGHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHG I KNOWWWWW NONE OF IT MADE ANY SENSEEEEEE  </3 </3 </3
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Ilovediamonds-4

@genderless_spoon UGH THE FINALE, IT MOVED WAY TOO FAST, NO BYLER AFTER SO MUCH TENSION *i wasn’t expecting it but I was yk*, KILLING *cough cough* AND UGH LIKE IT WAS JUST PLOT POINT, PLOT POINT, PLOT POINT, WHERE ARE THE BRIDGES, I WAS JUST STARING AT MY SCREEN LIKE *heh um totally understand where we are, like wait weren’t we there, and now this and that and what*
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genderless_spoon

yeahhhhh i fee you
            i do highly recommend watching the first 4 seasons, however, as they are very, very, very good
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genderless_spoon

Y'ALL OMFG
          
          okay so i was talking with my friends and one of them said the word casual (i forget the context) and so i started singing the bridge to Casual by Chappell Roan my queen and my friend just goes "*name*, you're not Britney Spears." and im like "im singing Chappell Roan you uncultured swine" and she just shook her head disappointedly at me

Sklimbr

now thats the most uncultured swine of all time. and ive seen a lot of uncultured swines
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genderless_spoon

tyyyyyyyyyyyy *kissy face emoji*
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OverLordCockroach

@genderless_spoon babes i don't know anything about chapel roan but i stan u *heart emoji*
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genderless_spoon

GUYSSSSSS i wanna dye my hair really really bad but idk how to tell my parents because last time they took me to a fancyass salon and the person charged way too much for a shitty job and i wanna do it myself this time but how do i talk to neurotypical people

genderless_spoon

wait that's actually really smart tysm pookie
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ashfromthepast19

@genderless_spoon go like "Hey! Could we get some box dye and dye the ends of my hair for christmas? i wanna look festive" :3
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destiel_k1ll3d_me

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OK, OK, LET ME GET THIS GAY, STRANGER THINGS, BYLER, ALEXANDER HAMILTON AS A RAGING BISEXUAL, AND YOURE A GENDERLESS SPOON?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT ADD IN A COUPLE MORE FANDOMS AND YOUR PRETTY MUCH MY TWIN

genderless_spoon

@1_love_ranboo AKDJOFJSWIFONALDSJN I LOVE HEARTSTOPPER
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destiel_k1ll3d_me

@genderless_spoon hazbin hotel, sam and colby, heartstopper, young royals, AND OFC RANBOO AS U CAN TELL BY MY USERNAME, I ABSOLUTLEY LOVE THEM
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genderless_spoon

@1_love_ranboo also what are these other fandoms name drop them please so I may rejoice in twinning with you
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