Bones

Ok so guess who abandoned Wattpad for like a year and now has come back but cannot manage to log into any of my old accounts so I made an entirely new one :D 
          
          That’s right 
          
          It’s me

AAAAAAAA I have not been able to log on to this account ever since changing the name omg 
          I shall keep at my attempts to break back in

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Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom
          
          My mom: ok
          
          2 minutes later
          
          My mom: CAN YOU COME HERE
          
          Me: no?
          
          My mom: why not?
          
          Me:

Should I like stop being Kokichi? Or like idk-

My friends ask me “how do you get such good grades?” Well that’s easy 
          
          
          I don’t 

My main GI account: lmao look at this loser here have a spear as your first 5 star when you don’t use spear characters 
          
          My second account: oh wow look at this queen! Give them Bennet, Sucrose, Xinqiu, Noelle, and Qiqi in her first two 10 pulls 
           
          My third account on my PS4: oh umm give them a couple of cool characters ig lol

People in an anime: *have the same hair and eye color*
          People: they’re related 

All that glitters? More like: All that makes me wanna cry my eyes out because my baby Chongyun is finally important also Xiao is finally coming and my primogems are leaving but the ending of that goddamn trailer almost made me cry Mihoyo what did I tell you about trying to make me cry I stg gimme Xiao please 

Murder is legal if nobody finds out