Jay the pasta god

Woah I almost forgot about this app whoopsies 

It’s spooky month mother fuckers
          

FUCKINNNN YOU CANT DECIDE THAT PEOPLE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT PERSON. YOU DONT DECIDE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU SO WHY BE LIKE “WELP THEY HATE ME” WHEN THEY DONT GOT THE BALLS TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE IF THEY DO. IF YOU FEEL LIKE THEY’RE GETTING WEIRD AROUND *YOU* THEN FUCK IT ASK THEM ABOUT IT. IF THEY FEEL THAT STRONGLY TOWARDS YOU LIKE THAT THEN THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IT. GOD DAMMIT WHY ISN’T COMMUNICATION MORE USED IN THE EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS DEPARTMENT GOD DAMMITTTTT- sorry suddenly felt ranty about this thought in my head. Pwease share this 5am thought cause god dammit it needs to be brought up more-
          Anyway imma go pass out real quick-

Ah, laying in my own filth is amazing 

Prime time to go suck on some cow titties 

Ive been listening to livin on a prayer by Bon Jovi ever since I woke up and this is the most pumped up and lively I’ve been in months.
          Like I feel ready to smash someone’s skull in with my door right about now while screaming the song at the top of my lungs anyone wanna join

My discord ain’t working so
          “Ey you have saw dust on the front of your shirt”
          “I know I-“
          “S t o p  e a t i n g  w o o d “
          “...”
          -me and my father

*rises from the dead* 
          I h e a r d  B r e a t h  o f  t h e  w i l d  s e q u e l

Why do wood splinters taste so good, like I can’t stop eating em-

Oh yum, lower stomach pains and yelling father
          10/10 experience here mmmmm