MiddayTea_
567th follower here!
I hope your life isn't too hectic with the First Order and well *cough cough* chaotic Ren *cough cough*
generalhux
generalhux
Happy Star Wars Day, you filthy-minded fools. I appreciate every last one of you.
generalhux
Has anyone read the glorious Age of Resistance comic featuring yours truly?
SpaghettiKing6
Does your husband enjoy emo and punk music? He seems like the type.
generalhux
@SpaghettiQueen6 Don't feel remorse for hiding his lightsaber. It means less repair bills that I have to pay.
SpaghettiKing6
Also, I hid his lightsaber so I’m sorry. (No I’m not.) It is often quite funny to mess with him and the troopers. (Then they try to either shoot me or hit me with a lightsaber, but I’m a ghost so that doesn’t do much.)
SpaghettiKing6
Wow, I actually felt emotions while reading that, General. I also enjoy the Nutcracker. I often see it around Christmas. Also, listen to Destroya by My Chemical Romance with your husband. Remember, you can’t kill me ‘cause I’m already dead.
generalhux
After much time, Contempt at First Text has finally updated. Chapter 1, out now. I suggest you go take a look.
generalhux
I've begun a book of kylux fanfiction recommendations where I will post about fics finer than wine and where to read them. Do check it out if you're in need of better kylux content.
generalhux
is anyone alive or did you all perish on starkiller?
Apocalyptic8484
@generalhux I’m alive..but I don’t think I was on the Star Killer. Last time I checked I’ve never been there. Been tooooooo busy.
generalhux
I would also like to thank everyone for their overwhelming support. People like you keep the Order running smoothly!
-Armitage
generalhux
Greetings, loyal members of the First Order.
First of all, I regret to inform you that I'm alive. Kylo and I took an extended vacation to my homeworld, Arkanis, to plot the demise of the Resistance, among other things. I have long since returned to the Finalizer to tend to the First Order as usual, trying not to let my online diaries distract me after the disaster that was the destruction of my beloved Starkiller. I have now gained complete control over the Order again, and we are thriving. Now that everything is running smoothly once again, I'm glad to say that I am back! My sincerest apologies to everyone who has tried to contact me during my hiatus. I had notifications on for First Order matters only. I also apologize for the abrupt abandonment. Duty calls! Now I am free to continue sharing my dramatic life. Updates will continue as normal within the next few days, and I will warn you ahead of time if my job requires any more hiatuses.
Thank you and long live the First Order.
-Armitage Hux-Ren
imnotyourson
Back to work, Hux.