Not sure of anyone really reads bios anymore but here we go
1. Already know my name
2. Own an amazing lovable piece of work known as a dog (profile pic)
3. His names Armani
4. Constructive criticism is ideal and is more than welcome. Always looking for ways to improve my writing. 
5. Man there's so much I have to say about my SUPER EXCITING life I don't even know where to go with this ( please note sarcasm)