(IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am no longer active on this account. Please head over to my other account (@TheBaconGuru) to contact me or for the latest updates.)


Hola amigo! Thank you for wasting 1 minute of your life to read this crappy bio! (Well that's if you get to the end of it.....most people give up half way)

I'm just an ordinary girl in an ordinary world writing extraordinary things that only exists in my imagination. (Reality can sometimes be a bit boring.... #FirstWorldProblems)

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I'm a bit behind society and can get really sassy if you push the wrong buttons. 

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I'm also very socially awkward. I can't last 5 minutes of talking to someone without making it awkward.

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And I had no idea that 'Duckee' was a Chinese restaurant in Canada when I created my username (I thought it was a cute way of saying duck, but that clearly wasn't the case).

Please bear with my bad grammar and weird imagination.