Okay so I just needed tell someone that would appreciate this .
Earlier today I was being a smartass ( like usual) and I was laughing at the expense of my family. They were telling me to shut up and I said
"don't lie. I'm a Picasso in the art of humor and you don't deserve my talent "
My brother, a total ass , waits until I take a longgg sip of my dink and then hits me over the head and says
" yeah sure whatever you say little miss Murphy "
It wasn't even that funny but some how I ended choking on my drink . My mother scoffed and my brother sat there patting my back with a worried expression thinking I was going die because of him . So of course me being me I carried it out longer so that he would worry more ( my little revenge) and then my choking turned into a fit of giggles . His expression was hilarious , but him being the little bïtch he is he hasn't talk to me since like 2:00pm today .